Joel Osteen is Ripped!!
Posted by Todd Rhoades in Current Events on Feb 8th, 2012 | 3 commentsWow. You know you’ve made it when TMZ publishes a picture of you with no shirt on.
Did you click on that link? You sicko.
Joel Osteen can now add ‘hunk’ to his resume, after the Hollywood gossip website featured a picture of Joel coming out of the water with his surfboard in Hawaii on a family vacation.
Does Joel have stinkin’ paparazzi? Or did someone with a camera phone call TMZ and say… boy do I have a picture for you.
Either way… I’m collecting this for my “Men of the Word” 2013 calendar. I figure by the end of the year, TMZ will probably collect a bunch of famous pastors with their shirts off.
We already have Mr. January: Eddie Long, from that famous self-clicked mirror shot.
We’ll give Joel the February shot.
I’m guessing December will be Rick Warren… after he’s lost all of the weight from their campaign.
My advice to Rick… stay off the beach… someone WILL take your picture and send it in.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But seriously… I would hate to be Joel or Rick. Truth is… there is not ever a private moment these days. You’d think on Hawaii at the beach, you’d at least have a little bit of privacy… you know… being thousands of miles away from home. But nope. I would hate it if someone caught a picture of me at Walmart in my pajamas and posted it for all to see. Thankfully for me… no body cares. Not even TMZ.
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Now these “Christian celebrities” will use paparazzi as an excuse for exotic vacations to private beaches as a legitimate church expense.
who the flip cares, do you pay his salary? Nope! and neither does the church becasue he doesn’t take one. So if he were to take an exotic trip to a remote destination for some r&r God bless him for it!
I’m ripped too under my shirt…
and
my fat.
Out of true humility I keep my muscles covered up with just enough cellulite so others don’t feel bad about what shape they are in.