Wild, Crazy Seeker Sensitive Worship

The evils of seeker sensitive church.

Oh… the evils of coffee cups.

And the seeker sensitive movement is responsible for how goofed up women are today.

Oh my.

HT:  Christian Nightmares

 

 

17 Responses to “ “Wild, Crazy Seeker Sensitive Worship”

  1. Peter says:

    So I guess he’s upset enough about being charicatured that he is… uh… oh forget it…

  2. Dave Jacobs says:

    He lost me when he started making fun of John Denver.

  3. Wow…Amazing…but he can sing!!

  4. jack says:

    How did he jump from seeker sensitive worship to crazy women who need love in less than 4 minutes?? That’s some sermonic gymnastics right there…

  5. chip sanders says:

    So because I allow coffee in church I’m half man and all the men in our church are just half a man? I’m not sure I understand?

  6. Leonard says:

    Let’s describe something that does not happen to make a point that is useless. At least he got them excited.

  7. George says:

    I am glad to see you are giving this man the benefit of doubt that you say you give all people

  8. Kim says:

    ….a rooster can take car of 25 hens??? And the analogy is……??

  9. Rod Gauthier says:

    Doesn’t a sermon require a Bible text? With no Biblical backing this is nothing more than a rant! Therefore, sermon gymnastics are completely understood! Maybe it could be a future Olympic sport?

  10. Bob says:

    You have it under controversy but it should be under humor! He nailed his expository preaching! What version of the Bible was he holding?

  11. Fred says:

    Yeah…uh… can I have another cup of coffee…uh

  12. Fred says:

    There you go! Right into sex. lol :) The next sermon will be on drugs and rock and roll. All caused by coffee cups in the sanctuary!

  13. Bryan says:

    Nice. I always look to animal metaphors for direction w/ my life. That ratio of rooster to hens that he describes explains the couplings of many megachurch pastors.

  14. Lyle says:

    So because one rooster can have 25 hens, does that mean we can have multiple wives? ;)
    There are at least 25 logical fallacies in the 4 minutes this guy was “preaching”!

  15. Pastor Shane says:

    (((( laughing ))))
    Thank you — that made my day.
    I heard Dr. Jack Hyles preach a sermon on the sin of men wearing pink shirts. I will chalk this up to my “continuing education”.

  16. Teri says:

    Well…I read the comments before I watched the video wondering how much damage could one pastor do in 4 minutes. Now I know.

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